*creepy voice that you usually hear on those scarry movie previews*: Hello there boys and gals of the internet world. It's been a long day for a young girl by the name of MusicBaby55... it was just a regular old day. Wake up... get dressed... put on socks... put on a shirt... pants... wash... make-up... brush her hair... brush her teeth... with blue tooth paste...eat... cereal to be exact... which tasted funny with the toothpaste taste still lingering in her mouth... all minty and refreshing... completely ruining her cereal... Caption Crunch for that matter... which by the way leaves a very bad after taste on the roof of your mouth, don't you hate tha- Ow!

Female voice in background: Would you hurry it up here? No one cares about the bad after taste, i mean-

Creep Voice: Well *I* wasn't the one babbling on about it this morning when you couldn't get the taste out of your mouth. All i hear is *bad girly impression* Ewwww, it's soooo grody!! I need watteerr!- OW!

Female voice: Oh shut your face, at least *I* wasn't the one that kept the show gong longer by mentioning EVERY LITTLE THING I did this morning before i came to the show!

Creepy Voice: I did NOT mention every little detail, did YOU hear me say that you fell down the stairs because you tripped on your own pant leg? I don't think s- OOWW! What was that for?!

Me: You JUST told every one you dummy!!! *beating sounds in backgrounds*

Creppy voice: Ow, ow, stop that!!

**lights come on and we all see me and a nerdy looking guy playing mercy**

Guy from audience: THAT'S the guy that does all those creepy voices for horror movies?! *stands appauled* I am OUT of here!! *storms out of theater*

**akward silence**

Me: *mutters* What a Freeeaak!

Creepy voice Nerd guy: *nasaly voice* I am NOT a nerd! *snaps the straps on his pants*

Me: *scoffs* Are you kidding?! Look at your rainbow suspenders! *points and laughs* HAHAHAHA!!!

Guy 2 in audience: You're wearing the same ones! *points at my rainbow suspenders*

Me: OH!! You did NOTT!!

Director: CAN we get ON with the SHOW!?!

Me: *clears throat* Riiighhtt! *pushes Nerd guy off stange* ^^ Ello Puppets! *cough cough* Wait... we're not British!! *throws cards behind me* Ahem, anywhoo!! Todays topic is..... Scarredd!!! *wolf howls in background* ooooo, scarrryy!! *cough* BUT!! WHY?! You ask am I talking about THIS?! Particular topic? Hm? WELL! There IS a reason, I mean I didn't jsut come up with it randomly and decide to ramble on the whole show without talking about something scarry. I mean why on Earth would i do that? That's just falt out MEAN! I mean, wouldn't you hate that, lke what if i can out here and jsut kept on babbling about... um... RAINBOWS! Yeah, pfft, rainbows *rolls eyes*... *pulls down white screen that has a rainbow picture on it and take out long pointer thingy* This! *poitns to rainbow picture* Is a rainbow, the rainbow is mad eup of 5 colors, Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue and Purple. Each color represents radiation, **i think** ranging from gamma rays to radio waves. Gamma being the shortest, and more deadly and Radio being the longest, and most common and UNdeadly *bug grin* This here *points to cloud* Is a cloud, there are many different types of clouds, Alto, Cirrus, Cumulous, Nim-

Guy 2 in Audience: *throws can at me*

Me: OW!! *looks at can* CHEESE?! WHy in the world would you bring a can of cheese to my show?!

Guy 2 in audience: *throws box*

Me: *looks at box and nodds all cool like* ahhh, crackers, very nice, very nice. *eats cheese and crackers* OMG!! *drmatic silence* These... are... *tension building* .......... AMAZING!!!!!! *stares in awe at the cheese and crackers* Dose anyone else want some?!

FishFreeek: *raises hand* I doo!!

Me: NO!!

FishFreeek: But you just asked-

Me: NO!!!

FishFreeek: But I want some cheese and crack-

Me: NO!!!!

FishFreeek: *runs onto stage and tries to take the cracker box from me*

Me: *pulls back* Miiineee!!! *sticks out tongue*

FishFreeek: Learn to share!! *pulls on box*

Me: Ew no! *pulls on box*

FishFreeek: Stop being selfish! *pulls on box and it splits in half. Crackers go flying everywhere*

Me: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! *tumbles backwards* Now lookw aht you did!

FishFreeek: Me?! If you would of shared-

Me: Who said I was GOING to give ANYONE some of MY crackers?!

FishFreeek: You did! Just back-

Me: *GASP* I would NEVER!

**Me and FishFreeek arguing when guy cuts in**

Guy 2 from audience: Well actually, they were mine, but I threw them and you jsut took them from-

Me and FishFreeek: SHUT UP!

Guy 2 from audience: *sinks in seat*

Me: They were MY crackers! I fyou would of asked NICELY-

FishFreeek: i DID! You said NO!

Me: STOP YELLING AT ME!!! NO ONE LIKES IT WHEN PEOPLE YELL! IT'S JUST MEAN!!!

FishFreeek: YOU'RE YELLING RIGHT NOW!!!

Me: YOU CAN'T PROVE THAT!!

**beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppp** (Technical Difficulties Sign)

Me: *clears throat* And we're back *smiles* what? what was that? Where's FishFreeek? Oh... well... he had to be somewhere *big grin*


**muffled screaming in background**

Me: *still sheepishly grinning to myself*

Random Guy Backstage: *runs out* Hey! Why is there a guy tied up in the closet back stag---


**Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppp** (Technical Difficulties Sign)

Me: *clears throat* Damn interuption. Anywhoo, back to the showw, haha. I never DID tell you why the topic was..... *lights dim*... Scarredd!!! *wolfs howl* hee hee hee!! *sheepish grin* I recorded those sounds myself *Smug Grin* hee hee hee!

FishFreeek: *bursts through curtain from backstage* YOU! *points at me*

Me: *gasp* YOU!! *points at him*

**western whistling.... tumble weed rolls by**

Me: Ah, FishFreeek... so we meet again. *chewing on weed*

FishFreeek: *squints and places hand on his gunn holster* That's what it seems.

Me: Well... this stage ain't big enough for the two of us...

FishFreeek: So... I GUESS we'll have to settle this *spits*

Me: *glares*

**tumble weed rolls by and the western whistling continues**

......

*Me and FishFreeek:.... DRAW!!!

**we both throw down a card**

Me: WOOOOOOOOOO!!!! *running around in circles* I WIIINNN!!!

FishFreeekL WHAT?! No you didn't! You got an Ace! I got a King!

Me: DUH! Ace beats out EVERYTHING!

FishFreeek: Does not!

Me: Dose toooo *mocking*

FishFreeek: How do you know that?!

Me: Well DUH! it's because... *hesitates*...uh...


**Library**

Me: *points to a spot in book* THERE!! Ha!

FishFreeek: Aw fish sticks! *snaps*

*Back on Set**

Me: Hello viewers!! Well, now that we know that *III* won *gleee* and that FishFreek lost *gleee* we can finally get on with the show!

Director: AND THAT'S A WRAP!!

Me: WHAT?!

Crew: *taking all the cameras and such down*

Director: We went WAY past the time on air *point to 'on air rating' sign thinger

Me: WHAT?! We're on a computer though!!

Director: Not my fault you speak for all of us *shurggs*

Me:... true...

FishFreeek: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Me: What the-

FishFreeek: *goes zooming by on the jetpack*

Me: *GASP*
MY JET PACK!! *starts running after him* GET BACK HERE YOU HOOLIGAN!!

Camera Guy: This is NARLY footage dude, man!

Director: TURN OFF THE CAMERA!! *running over to camera guy*

Camera Guy: *looks though camera* Wow, that dude is getting purdy close to my lens dude, that's not cool... *CRASH*

**Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppp**